cover image May Contain Nuts: A Novel of Extreme Parenting

May Contain Nuts: A Novel of Extreme Parenting

John O'Farrell, . . Grove/Atlantic/Black Cat, $13 (319pp) ISBN 978-0-8021-7015-6

O'Farrell (This Is Your Life ) is a big deal in Britain: joke writer for Blair; columns in the Guardian and the Independent ; various sitcom-writing successes. In his fourth novel, Alice and David Chaplin live in south London with three young children and two conflicting obsessions: parenting their children to greatness, and shielding them from harm. Related from Alice's first-person perspective, this shrill mix produces a particularly hilarious and harebrained scheme: to protect daughter Molly from rejection by the local elite private school (and to get her in), Alice, conveniently petite and noncurvaceous, will masquerade as Molly and sit for the test. Some riotously funny situations result, with Alice deadpanning and kibitzing the whole way. Perfectly named "friends" Philip and Ffion prove perfect foils again and again, as the parents compare (precisely: Ffion e-mails an elaborate chart) their children's achievements. There are some downsides: neuroses are simply stated as fact and then slapsticked, while larger issues like urban decay and racial profiling are raised but not addressed. What O'Farrell does accomplish is a near-flawless caricature of 21st-century upper-middle-class parenthood. Agent, Georgia Garrett at A.P. Watt (London) . (Oct.)