It's Not Mean If It's True: More Trials from My Queer Life

Michael Thomas Ford, Author
Michael Thomas Ford, Author Alyson Books $12.95 (248p) ISBN 978-1-55583-599-6
Reviewed on: 09/04/2000
Release date: 09/01/2000
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Ford continues his winning streak (following Alec Baldwin Doesn't Love Me and That's Mr. Faggot to You) with this collection of astute, acerbic and endearingly grumpy essays about his life as a new millennium gay man. Unlike some humorists--think David Letterman and David Sedaris--Ford isn't afraid to forgo quick punch lines when he comments on more serious topics, such as the shootings at Columbine High School and the sexism of a medical profession that heralds cures for impotence and balding, but drags its feet on breast cancer. Ford is at his neurotic best when dealing with his new boyfriend, Dave. In ""Green-Eyed Monster,"" Ford is set on edge by Dave's trusting nature and lack of jealousy; in ""Runaway Train,"" his mind begins to race when he hasn't received his daily call from Dave by the time midnight rolls around. Ford mines gold with his quirky theory that Stevie Nicks CDs can cure homosexuality, his proposed children's book series that nixes hand-holding with titles like ""Face It: You're Fat"" and ""Face It: No One Likes You"" and his reflections on the Kinsey Institute's downsizing of average penis from 6.16 inches to 5.2 inches. His concise histories of queer cinema, gay pride and first dates are also a hoot. In the end, Ford seems lovably curmudgeonly, not mean. (Sept.)
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