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Beyond Your Great(est) Expectations: Dickens World!
May 24, 2007
This defies reason, and it could never happen in the U.S.: Dickens World opens May 25th.
A theme park built around the life and work of Charles Dickens! Why, it's more exciting to the bibliophilic than a Sensesurround Globe Theater (well, maybe not; some might prefer Elizabethan sights and smells; who am I to judge? One woman's potpourri is another woman's rotpot, after all).
I am not sure which feature attracts me most: the "Dickensian shopping mall," with its "Spirit of Christmas" "ice fantasia," or "nightly menu" of "naughty delights" in the "Free and Easy" Victorian Music Hall.
All I can imagine is what would happen if this became a trend here across the pond:
-- Hunter S. Thompson World, with a Psychotropic Bazaar and a "Come As You Are" Opium Den. Warning: not suitable for all family members.
-- Stephen King World, featuring the You Are Carrie Prom Night and Christine's Wild Ride. Are you SURE you want to step inside?
-- Danielle Steel's Magic Village, complete with choice of couture costume and Fantasy Spa. All meals contain only VirtualCalories (TM) to ensure costume fit.
-- Mark Twain's RiverScape: Paint a fence! Build a raft! Kiss Becky Sharp (ask first)! You'll have a rootin' good time as long as you remember to pack your sense of irony.
-- Amy Tan Presents Chinatown and its sister-park, Alice Walker's Deep South. Both politically correct in all details.
Posted by Bethanne Patrick on May 24, 2007 | Comments (8)