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A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog.June 28, 2007So, there I am, watching Larry King, working on a Maker's and waiting for the Paris interview to stop sucking. As you'll recall, it took a while. But then she read a "note" she'd written in jail. And it was great. Great, as in: That proud look on her face--where have I seen something like that? (Oh, right: in the park the other day, this three-year-old was chasing a cockroach. He finally caught it.) Is she listening to the trite dreck dribbling out of her mouth? Is she going to cry now? No. She's not going to cry. This is boring. Oh, wait, Larry, that dirty dog, is asking her about being strip-searched. Hmm. Awful, yes. No worse than starring in a tepid sex tape, I'd think. But what do I know? Anyway, we'll have to tide ourselves over with other prison books till her Opus hits the shelves. Here's a couple new/forthcoming ones to start with:
And check out my dog. Isn't she awesome? Posted by Jonathan Segura on June 28, 2007 | Comments (8)
June 28, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. Moira Keeley commented:
June 29, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. Kat commented: You're absolutely right. Your dog is awesome. Did you expect any less from her, or any more from Paris? Truly?
June 29, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. Zosha commented: Paris is a movable feast
June 29, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. Michael commented: Best. Dog. Picture. Ever.
June 30, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. BRIAN LAESCH commented: I think it's safe to say that Paris is pretty dumb.
July 27, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. Dirty-D commented: I work with your brother and he says you are a pretentious goof!
July 27, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. Your Brother commented: I never said that...I said you look like a child molester. Shawn said you look pretentious. Give abby a big smooch for me.
August 25, 2007
In response to: A Writer Paris is Not. Check Out My Dog. DOROTHEA FRANK commented: Tell us truly. Did you iron your dog? Love your blog. We agree. Paris is insignifigant. You're hilarious.
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