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December 10, 2007

So, here's the news from my inbox this week...

Did you know that Harlequin sends out newsletters to it's authors about every six months?  I didn't, but thanks to a note from Lori Devoti, I do now.   Harlequin will start publishing nonfiction with books by Delilah, a radio personality who apparently is called “the Oprah Winfrey of radio.” Her books are going to be based on “inspiring personal stories” from her show.  Now I've heard her on the radio and she reminds me of the radio show the son called in Sleepless in Seattle

Also in the newsletter, Harlequin has a XM Satellite Radio show. The show debuted on Valentine's Day with audiobooks from Debbie Macomber, Anne Stuart and Deanna Raybourn. The program runs three times a day Monday through Friday.  I don't have XM, so I'm out of luck, but if any of you hear it, let me know how it is.

Next up, Colleen Thompson wrote a blog about author jokes.  Here's her contribution:

A writer arrives home to find his house a smoldering wreck, with the fire trucks just leaving. His sobbing, ash-covered wife is standing outside.

“What happened?” the man asks.

“Oh, John, it was terrible,” she weeps. “I was cooking, and the phone rang. It was your agent. Because I was on the phone, I didn’t notice the chicken I was frying caught on fire. It went up in second. We've lost everything. I nearly didn’t make it out of the house, the car burned in the garage. And poor Fluffy is--”

“Wait, wait. Back up a minute,” The man says. “My agent called?”

And her partner on the blog, Joni Rodgers had this one:

Two writers sitting in a bar.

First writer says, "Whatcha been doing?"

Second writer says, "Working on a novel."

First writers sighs and says, "Yeah, me neither."

Feel free to post your author jokes.

Jody Allen (member of RWA) let me know about her blog detailing her adventures in Scotland.  From Jody, "I spent a month this past fall in the Uk ( Ireland, Wales, Scotland and England) doing research  and meeting with my professors at the University of Dundee.  Through this blog, I want to share my experiences of this trip along with my 15 year journey researching family history, which this fall included an enlightening visit to the National Archives in Edinburgh."  She also has a poll on the blog for your which Sexy Scot you would want in your Christmas stocking.  I'm not telling who I voted for.  Here they are:

        

     
Who's in your stocking?  John Hannah, Angus McFayden, Billy Connelly, Craig Ferguson, Gerard Butler, James McAvoy or Sean Connery.

Remember, if you have any news or kudos to share, just
send me an email.

Bottom Line:  I'm hanging an extra big stocking this year just in case my voting wish comes true.


Posted by Barbara Vey on December 10, 2007 | Comments (21)


December 10, 2007
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Jody Allen commented:

Thanks for the shout on my blog, Barbara. The pictures you posted of the men in my poll are absolutely delicious. Time to hang out a pair of Queen Size panty hose for Santa this year. And before anyone mentions it, mea culpa, I know I forgot Ewan McGregor on this list, I was in a brain fog after viewing pictures of Gerard Butler and forgot about him. Thanks again, J




December 10, 2007
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Jennifer LaBrecque commented:

Those jokes were hilarious! Now if I can just remember them to retell them.... Thanks, I'll take Gerry. If you can just see to it that he arrives for my stocking it'll be a VERY Merry Christmas indeed. :)




December 10, 2007
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Kimberly AKA The Problem Child commented:

The only Scot I want in my stocking is the Darling Geek! (But if Gerard Butler shows up accidentally....




December 10, 2007
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Joni Rodgers commented:

Thanks for the link love, Barbara. Happy holidays!




December 10, 2007
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Marilyn AKA The Playground Monitor commented:

Love the jokes! And I'll take Gerard, please. Merry Christmas!




December 10, 2007
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Shari Anton commented:

Cool jokes! The sad part is I can totally relate! I'm not telling who I voted for, but I did go for one of the older, more experienced men :). Shari




December 10, 2007
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JOANN ROSS commented:

Loved Jody's blog, partly because so much was familiar. I was also happy to see her recommending Fair Haven, one of my Irish trilogy books. Okay, writer jokes. I have several, but here's one I've enjoyed: Q. How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three. One to change it and two to hold down the author. Q. How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A. (1) "Do we have to get author's approval for this?" A. (2) Two, one to change the bulb and one to issue a rejection slip to the old bulb. Q. How many copy editors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Copy editors aren't supposed to change light bulbs. They just query them. Q. How many writers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two. One to change the bulb and one to tell a long story about it. Q. How many science fiction writers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Two, but it's actually the same person doing it. He went back in time and met himself in the doorway and then the first one sat on the other one's shoulder so that they were able to reach it. Then a major time paradox occurred and the entire room, light bulb, changer and all was blown out of existence. They co-existed in a parallel universe, though. Q. How many romantic suspense writers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Two. One to screw it in almost all the way in and the other to give it a suprising twist at the end. A. How many literary critics does it take to change a light bulb? Q. Literary critics don't know how to change a bulb, having never done it themselves, but they can always find something wrong with the way the author did it. :)




December 10, 2007
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JOANN ROSS commented:

Oh, wow. I really did put paragraphs in there! I guess I need to add some html? Sorry about that!




December 10, 2007
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Barbara Vey commented:

JoAnn, those were hilarious! With or without paragraphs.




December 10, 2007
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Clea Simon commented:

Oh Craig Ferguson for sure. Though I don't think I'd kick any of the others out of bed for eating crackers! :) Loved the jokes... too true. - Clea www.cleasimon.com




December 10, 2007
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Stephanie commented:

I'd like to order one Sean Connery please.




December 10, 2007
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Amanda commented:

I'm a Gerard lover all the way. :)




December 10, 2007
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Jennifer St. Giles commented:

Hey Barb! too funny! I take Gerard Butler and any kilty pleasures he wants to deliver.




December 10, 2007
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becozy commented:

LOL! Love 'em!! And I'd vote for Gerard Butler in my stocking!




December 10, 2007
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SusanP commented:

I love Scottish men the best, and find all the picks yummy - but the yummiest Christmas treat of all for MY stocking would be Gerard Butler (and since I just saw him UP CLOSE and spoke to him last night and had him joke with me too, I think my Christmas gift arrived early this year)!! Yup, I DO know how lucky I am!




December 10, 2007
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Christy commented:

Barb, first of all I just want to tell you how much I LOVE Delilah. I listen to her show almost every night while on my way home from work. She is the BEST!!! Can't wait to see these books!!! As for my stocking - well, I would be happy to find either of those men there BUT I'd rather find some of these near-PERFECT men we get to read about in our HEAs....hmmm, how about Derek Craven from Lisa Kleypas' Dreaming of You...or Colin Bridgerton from J. Quinn's Romancing Mister Bridgerton....or the Duke of Bewcastle himself (Wulfric) from Mary Balogh's Slightly Dangerous....or Dante Risande from Paula Quinn's Lord of Desire....or....I could go on and on and on...lol, but those are some of my favorites and I PROMISE you that if I were to find either of them in my stocking, then you will NOT be hearing from me probably ever again!!!!! LOL




December 10, 2007
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Barbara Vey commented:

Wow Christy, that's quite a list, but I agree with your choices. And thanks to Jennifer St. Giles who caught me calling Gerard, Gerald. So obviously you all know he wasn't my Scot choice. My bad...but all corrected now. Good catch.




December 10, 2007
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Colleen Thompson commented:

Barbara, Thanks for the link! Jo Ann, Loved the jokes (esp. the rom. susp. version!)




December 10, 2007
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Dayna commented:

Well, since I own GerardButlerGALS.com, I think I will have to vote for...ah...GERARD!!!! He is hands down A-#1, Prime Choice, #1 HotScot! However, I do so love Sir Sean as well. Sir Sean is just a wee bit too old for me. Thanks Barb for recognizing our favorite SCOTS!




December 11, 2007
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zanyzombie commented:

Gerard Butler please!




December 12, 2007
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Katie commented:

I'll take Gerard Butler...shaken not stirred. Dayna, Scots don't get 'too old', they just get more pairfect!





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