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Disappearing Act
September 18, 2007

Well guys, did you miss me?  Or was it more like, "Didn't I just read that same blog...for like the past 6 days?"  

I am now home resting up from a 10 day vacation in a local hospital.  Not to worry....everything is just fine.  You are all stuck listening to me rant, rave, praise and brag for quite some time yet.  (Unless PW pulls the plug on my blog...<grin>)  I've got to tell you, though, that I made it a working vacation.  You know those fashionable seersucker robes they make you wear?  Well, they have huge pockets and I had them loaded with my business cards that I freely gave out to anyone who had an empty hand (although there was the time the guy was transporting his urine sample and I shamelessly plugged my blog while pressing my Beyond Her Book card in his empty hand and asking him what books he'd been reading lately.  It's probably not ever a good idea to ask a guy what he's been reading as he's leaving a bathroom...with or without a filled (fully, really) urine container).

So I decided to do a little survey between my manicure and pedicure and asked what people read while away from home in backless gowns.  Because, you know, that's the great thing about reading, you can do it wearing anything or nothing at all.





The nurse's station had a copy of Lisa Jackson's Strangers that was making the rounds.  



Laurie, 39 (who looked years younger and was nice besides, so I had to hate her) was reading a....nonfiction self-help book!  I even offered her my chocolate milk if she would try a suspensful romance, but she said she didn't have time with a 6 year old and a 1 year old.  I give her a couple more years to come over to the side of the cool kids. 



I even managed to corner the clergy, Hope (real name), who fessed up to listening to Lilian Jackson Braun's The Cat Who Brought Down the House. 





Steve, 47 actually had 2 huge books.  The first was a about Ships on the Great Lakes.  Personally, it looked like a real snoozer to me, but his eyes lit up like Christmas morning  as he explained how they were made and what made them work (think an audio version of a Tom Clancy book).  The Encyclopedia of Space was even bigger, but it actually looked kind of cool to me.  Steve's one of those guys who knows something about absolutely every subject there is.  I would definitely have him on my Trivial Pursuit team.



The doctors insisted they only read medical manuals, but I saw them eyeing up my copy of Sex and the Immortal Bad Boy by Stephanie Rowe.  (Yes, I'm talking about you Dr. B.)



So tell me, if you knew you were spending a week in the hospital (and were alert enough...don't give me a lot of what ifs about this), which books would you take?   I'll tell you what I read tomorrow.

Bottom Line:  Keep your cards and candy (except  maybe Peanut Butter Cups).  When you visit me in the hospital... bring books.  No Nonfiction, thank you very much. (wink,wink Laurie)


Posted by Barbara Vey on September 18, 2007 | Comments (10)


September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
mary s commented:

Dear Barb--hope you are OK--what would we do without your friendship, much less your blogs?!! We did miss you & notice the absence of your daily (almost) comments!




September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
JOANN ROSS commented:

Barbara, you were indeed missed! Hope you're feeling okay. I'm so sorry about your hospitalization, but had to LOL at the thought of you roaming the hallways pushing business cards into everyone's hands and quizzing them about their books. If you ever get laid up again,let us know and we'll all send lots of books! And Peanut Butter Cups! xo




September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
amy@wozabooks.com commented:

Hope you're feeling better Barbara. My husband (and co-publisher of my book The Call to Shakabaz) was unexpectedly hospitalized two weeks ago and his nurse gave him Ender's Game. He had a terrific time with that one. He also read Catcher In the Rye, which believe it or not he did not read as a teenager. Sounds like he was reverting to adolescence while in the hospital, huh? It's just that a grown man supporting a family doesn't often allow himself that kind of fun. He did have Sam Cooke's biography on his nightstand too. Fortunately he had on some nifty pajama bottoms they allow you these days and he was able to wheel his IV into the bathroom so you wouldn't have caught him carrying his pee around in a bag!




September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
Clea Simon commented:

We were wondering! So glad you're home and very much hope that whatever kept you in there is now over, done, and not anything that will recurr. Psychic peanut butter cups going your way! (Hey, I've already sent you my book.)




September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
Sarah Beara commented:

Hey Barbara good to see your back! We missed you :) As to your question about what book would I have with me...well i'm in the middle of reading The Notebook by Nicolas Sparks. I know it might sound silly since that movie came out such a long time ago but its a really good book so far. I started it on Monday and i'm almost done with it. I just love the chemistry and the heat between the two characters that I can't put the book down. I also just purchased A Million Little Pieces by James Frey and I can't wait to start that one since there was so much controversy between him and Oprah. I'll let you know how that one goes :)




September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
Marilyn AKA The Playground Monitor commented:

I kept coming here and you weren't home! I'm glad you're back and doing okay despite the vacation in a backless gown. I've discovered Suzanne Brockmann and read a few out of order. Today, however, I got the first 2 of the Troubleshooter series and am going to start at the beginning. Were I going in the hospital tomorrow, I'd definitely carry those 2 Brockmann novels with me -- plus my laptop since so many hospitals have free wireless nowadays. Great idea about the business cards! I always forget to hand mine out.




September 19, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
Sheila commented:

So glad you're back! You were certainly missed! I worked in the medical field for 18 years before I realized entertainment pays better (so unfair!). lol There were always romance novels in the break room. I personally turned dozens to the fiction-side!lol




September 20, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
dolphinover commented:

I'm glad you are back and all is well. We were concerned.




September 20, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
RevDeb commented:

Besides the great advances in medicine and kind care of those who love you - nothing helps to heal like good entertainment and laughter. Any book that takes you and your imagination away for awhile is healing!




September 20, 2007
In response to: Disappearing Act
Susan commented:

I don't ever post, but I wanted to let you know that I enjoy reading your blog with my morning coffee. It always makes me smile, especially the bottom lines, so I too, am glad you are back. My book for the hospital would be a Regency romance. I'd love to be taken away to another time and place.





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