Lying in Bed

J. D. Landis, Author Algonquin Books of Chapel Hill $19.95 (294p) ISBN 978-1-56512-068-6
Landis, former editor-in-chief at William Morrow (where he published writers like Robert Pirsig and Richard Powers, a possible clue to his offbeat mindset), is presenting this as his first novel, although he has written other adult and children's titles under pseudonyms. Likely to cause a considerable stir, it's one of the most uninhibited and intensely sexy novels to appear in some time. Its eroticism is not just incidental but central, suffusing the lives of the besotted pair in whose voices it is told. John Chambers is a wealthy, utterly self-absorbed intellectual, devoted to Nietzsche, elaborate wordplay (he constantly employs words that are not even in the dictionary) and classical music, which echoes at all hours through his splendid SoHo loft. So lost inside his own head that he once even gave up speech, he has also abjured sex--until he meets the oddly named Clara Bell. In flight from a perverse family in California, Clara is the essence of promiscuity--though paradoxically virginal, having developed an extreme form of mutual masturbation that delights her many male companions. She is as deliberately unintellectual as John is cerebral (her passion is antique quilts, in which she deals), but when they meet, and soon marry, they quite literally lose themselves in each other. The book takes place in the course of an evening and night Clara spends away on a mysterious errand. As John passionately awaits her return, he immerses himself in thoughts of her and later in her utterly frank diaries--and he has the strangest encounter with a Chinese-food delivery man. Landis brilliantly catches the two very distinct voices of John and Clara--he's an egghead; she's impulsive, pragmatic, funny--and the reader quickly becomes enmeshed in the dreamily concupiscent atmosphere of their partnership, in which audacious sexuality is the norm. There will be those who object to a scene that seems to have strayed in from Bret Easton Ellis, and the denouement is tricky rather than inevitable; but Lying in Bed exerts an almost hypnotic attraction and offers some genuine insights--discomforting, exultant, even comic--into the power of sex. 25,000 first printing; major ad/promo. (June)
Reviewed on: 01/09/1995
Release date: 01/01/1995
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Global symbol "$default_title" requires explicit package name at (eval 5949) line 211.
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Code:
line 1: package tmpevalpackage;
line 2: sub doEval { 
line 3: 	my(@sel,%data,$html_title,$meta_description,$meta_keywords,$default_title,$default_description,$default_keywords,$last_modified);
line 4: 	my($twitter_creator,$twitter_title,$twitter_description);
line 5: 	
line 6: 	$default_title = 'Book Reviews, Bestselling Books & Publishing Business News | Publishers Weekly';
line 7: 	$default_keywords = 'book news, book reviews, bestselling books, book bestsellers, book publishing, best selling books, list of books, book business, publishing business';
line 8: 	$default_description = 'Publishers Weekly is the international news website of book publishing and bookselling including business news, reviews, bestseller lists, commentaries and more.';
line 9: 	
line 10: 	my $default_image = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/images/data/IMG/img/000/000/1-3.PNG";
line 11: 	
line 12: 	# try the topic (or subtopic)
line 13: 	if($LayoutManager::url_resolved_values{'TOPIC_TREE.nickname'}) {
line 14: 		&Database::GetParentRow($LayoutManager::url_resolved_values{'TOPIC_TREE.nickname'},\%data);
line 15: 		if($data{'html_title'}) { $html_title = $data{'html_title'}; };
line 16: 		if($data{'meta_description'}) { $meta_description = $data{'meta_description'}; };
line 17: 		if($data{'meta_keywords'}) { $meta_keywords = $data{'meta_keywords'}; };
line 18: 
line 19: 		# we are in a subtopic get the topic and fill in missing fields
line 20: 		if($LayoutManager::url_values{'TOPIC'}) { 
line 21: 			&Database::Select('TOPIC_TREE','nickname',$LayoutManager::url_values{'TOPIC'},\@sel);
line 22: 			if(@sel == 1) {
line 23: 				&Database::GetRow($sel[0],'TOPIC_TREE',\%data);
line 24: 				if($data{'html_title'} && !$html_title) { $html_title = $data{'html_title'}; }
line 25: 				if($data{'meta_description'} && !$meta_description) { $meta_description = $data{'meta_description'}; }
line 26: 				if($data{'meta_keywords'} && !$meta_keywords) { $meta_keywords = $data{'meta_keywords'}; }
line 27: 			}
line 28: 		}
line 29: 	}
line 30: 
line 31: 	# fill in missing info from page
line 32: 	if($LayoutManager::url_resolved_values{'PAGE.description'}) {
line 33: 		&Database::GetParentRow($LayoutManager::url_resolved_values{'PAGE.description'},\%data);
line 34: 		if(!$html_title) { $html_title = $data{'html_title'}; };
line 35: 		if(!$meta_description) { $meta_description = $data{'meta_description'}; };
line 36: 		if(!$meta_keywords) { $meta_keywords = $data{'meta_keywords'}; };
line 37: 	}
line 38: 	
line 39: 	# article takes precidence over topic and subtopic
line 40: 	if($LayoutManager::url_resolved_values{'ARTICLE.nickname'}) {
line 41: 		&Database::GetParentRow($LayoutManager::url_resolved_values{'ARTICLE.nickname'},\%data);
line 42: 		$html_title = $data{'headline'};
line 43: 		if($data{'title_web'}) { $html_title = $data{'title_web'}; $twitter_title = $data{'title_web'}; };
line 44: 		if($data{'html_title'}) { $html_title = $data{'html_title'}; };
line 45: 		if($data{'abstract_web'}) { $meta_description = $data{'abstract_web'}; $twitter_description = $data{'abstract_web'}; };
line 46: 		if($data{'meta_description'}) { $meta_description = $data{'meta_description'}; };
line 47: 		if($data{'meta_keywords'}) { $meta_keywords = $data{'meta_keywords'}; };
line 48: 		$last_modified = &GetLastModified($data{'pub_date'});
line 49: 		
line 50: 		my($canonical,%topic_data,%sub_topic_data,%issue_data);
line 51: 		if($data{'the_topic'}) {
line 52: 			&Database::GetRow($data{'the_topic'},'TOPIC_TREE',\%sub_topic_data);
line 53: 			&Database::GetParentRow($sub_topic_data{'parent'},\%topic_data);
line 54: 			$canonical = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/$topic_data{'nickname'}/$sub_topic_data{'nickname'}/article/$data{'nickname'}.html";
line 55: 		}
line 56: 		else {
line 57: 			if($data{'issue'}) {
line 58: 				&Database::GetRow($data{'issue'},'ISSUE',\%issue_data);
line 59: 				$canonical = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/pw/print/$issue_data{'date'}/$data{'nickname'}.html";
line 60: 			}
line 61: 		}
line 62: 		if($data{'the_photo'}) {
line 63: 			my(%image_data);
line 64: 			&Database::GetRow($data{'the_photo'},'ARTICLE_PHOTO',\%image_data);
line 65: 			if($image_data{'photo__file'}) {
line 66: 				$default_image = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/images/data/$image_data{'photo__file'}";
line 67: 			}
line 68: 		}
line 69: 		if($canonical) {
line 70: 			&Templates::SetMeta("<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"$canonical\" />");
line 71: 		}
line 72: 	}
line 73: 
line 74: 	# reviews by ISBN
line 75: 	if($LayoutManager::url_values{'ISBN'}) {
line 76: 		my($isbn,@sel,$work,%issue_data);
line 77: 		$isbn = $LayoutManager::url_values{'ISBN'};
line 78: 		
line 79: 		$isbn =~ s/\-//g;
line 80: 		$default_image = "https://booklife.com/image-factory/http/localhost/amazongetcover/$isbn.jpg/w204.jpg";
line 81: 
line 82: 		&Database::Select('WORK_INSTANCE','isbn_std',$isbn,\@sel);
line 83: 
line 84: 		if(@sel) {
line 85: 			$work = $sel[0];
line 86: 			@sel = ();
line 87: 			&Database::Select('REVIEW','book',$work,\@sel);
line 88: 			
line 89: 			# my $root = "images/cached/INGRAM";
line 90: 			# my $row_path = $isbn;
line 91: 			# $row_path =~ s/^(...)(...)(...)(.*)/$1\/$2\/$3/;
line 92: 
line 93: 			# if(-e "/disk02/PW/htdocs/$root/$row_path/$isbn\.jpg"){
line 94: 			#	 $default_image = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/$root/$row_path/$isbn\.jpg";
line 95: 			# }
line 96: 			
line 97: 			if(@sel) {
line 98: 				&Database::FetchRow($sel[0],'REVIEW',\%data);
line 99: 				my($tmp) = $data{'info_line'};
line 100: 				$tmp =~ s/<[^>]+>//g;
line 101: 				$html_title = "$data{'category'} Book Review: $data{'title'} by $tmp";
line 102: 				$meta_description = substr($data{'body'},0,200);
line 103: 				if($data{'pub_date'}) {
line 104: 					$last_modified = &GetLastModified($data{'pub_date'});
line 105: 				}
line 106: 				else {
line 107: 					&Database::GetRow($data{'issue-UNRESOLVED'},'ISSUE',\%issue_data);
line 108: 					$last_modified = &GetLastModified($issue_data{'date'});
line 109: 				}
line 110: 
line 111: 				$twitter_creator = '@publisherswkly';
line 112: 				$twitter_title = $data{'title'};
line 113: 				$twitter_description = $meta_description;
line 114: 			}
line 115: 		}
line 116: 	}
line 117: 	
line 118: 	# reviews
line 119: 	if($LayoutManager::url_resolved_rows{'REVIEW.nickname'}) {
line 120: 		my(%issue_data);
line 121: 		&Database::FetchRow($LayoutManager::url_resolved_rows{'REVIEW.nickname'},'REVIEW',\%data);
line 122: 		my($tmp) = $data{'info_line'};
line 123: 		$tmp =~ s/<[^>]+>//g;
line 124: 		$html_title = "$data{'category'} Review: $data{'title'} by $tmp";
line 125: 		$meta_description = substr($data{'body'},0,200);
line 126: 		
line 127: 		$twitter_creator = '@publisherswkly';
line 128: 		$twitter_title = $data{'title'};
line 129: 		$twitter_description = $meta_description;
line 130: 		
line 131: 		if($data{'pub_date'}) {
line 132: 			$last_modified = &GetLastModified($data{'pub_date'});
line 133: 		}
line 134: 		else {
line 135: 			&Database::GetRow($data{'issue-UNRESOLVED'},'ISSUE',\%issue_data);
line 136: 			$last_modified = &GetLastModified($issue_data{'date'});
line 137: 		}
line 138: 
line 139: 		if($data{'book-UNRESOLVED'}){
line 140: 			my (%instance_data);
line 141: 			&Database::GetRow($data{'book-UNRESOLVED'},'WORK_INSTANCE',\%instance_data);
line 142: 			
line 143: 			my $tmpisbn = $instance_data{'isbn_std'};
line 144: 			$tmpisbn =~ s/\-//g;
line 145: 			$default_image = "https://booklife.com/image-factory/http/localhost/amazongetcover/$tmpisbn.jpg/w204.jpg";
line 146: 
line 147: 			# my $root = "images/cached/INGRAM";
line 148: 			# my $row_path = $instance_data{'isbn_std'};
line 149: 			# $row_path =~ s/^(...)(...)(...)(.*)/$1\/$2\/$3/;
line 150: 	
line 151: 			# if(-e "/disk02/PW/htdocs/$root/$row_path/$instance_data{'isbn_std'}\.jpg"){
line 152: 			# 	$default_image = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/$root/$row_path/$instance_data{'isbn_std'}\.jpg";
line 153: 			# }
line 154: 		}
line 155: 	}
line 156: 
line 157: 	if($Templates::in{'channel'} && $Templates::in{'podcast'}) {
line 158: 		my(%podcast_data);
line 159: 		&Database::GetRow($Templates::in{'podcast'},'PODCAST',\%podcast_data);
line 160: 		$html_title = $podcast_data{'title'};
line 161: 		if($podcast_data{'description'}) { $meta_description = $podcast_data{'description'}; }
line 162: 		if($podcast_data{'image__file'}) {
line 163: 			$default_image = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/images/data/$podcast_data{'image__file'}";
line 164: 		}
line 165: 		$last_modified = &GetLastModified($podcast_data{'date_posted'});
line 166: 	}
line 167: 	
line 168: 	if($Templates::path =~ /\/bookit\//) {
line 169: 		if($Templates::in{'record'}) {
line 170: 			my(%data);
line 171: 			&Database::GetRow($Templates::in{'record'},'MARKETING_CALL',\%data);
line 172: 			$html_title = "$data{'headline'} | Publishers Weekly";
line 173: 		}
line 174: 		else {
line 175: 			$html_title = "BookIt | Publishers Weekly";	
line 176: 		}
line 177: 	}
line 178: 	if($Templates::path =~ /\/newsbrief\//) {
line 179: 		if($Templates::in{'record'}) {
line 180: 			my(%data);
line 181: 			&Database::GetRow($Templates::in{'record'},'NEWS_BRIEFS',\%data);
line 182: 			$html_title = "$data{'headline'}";
line 183: 			$twitter_title = "$data{'headline'}";
line 184: 			$meta_description = "$data{'abstract'}";
line 185: 			$twitter_description = "$data{'abstract'}";
line 186: 			if($data{'image__file'}) {
line 187: 				$default_image = "http://www.publishersweekly.com/images/data/$data{'image__file'}";
line 188: 			}
line 189: 		}
line 190: 		else {
line 191: 			$html_title = "BookIt | Publishers Weekly";	
line 192: 		}
line 193: 	}
line 194: 
line 195: 	if($Templates::path =~ /\/charlie\//) {
line 196: 			$html_title = "Publishers Weekly's Tribute to Freedom of Expression";
line 197: 			$twitter_title = "Publishers Weekly's Tribute to Freedom of Expression";
line 198: 			$meta_description = "Find out how to participate in a special section of the January 19 issue of Publishers Weekly and raise money for international nonprofits dedicated to freedom of expression.";
line 199: 			$twitter_description = "Find out how to participate in a special section of the January 19 issue of Publishers Weekly and raise money for international nonprofits dedicated to freedom of expression.";
line 200: 	}
line 201: 	
line 202: 	if($Templates::path =~ /\/authorpage\//) {
line 203: 		my $author = $LayoutManager::url_values{'AUTHORNAME'};
line 204: 		$author =~ s/-/ /g;
line 205: 		$author =~ s/([\w']+)/\u\L$1/g;
line 206: 		$html_title = "Books by $author and Complete Book Reviews";
line 207: 		$meta_description = "Read more about "" and other books by $author";
line 208: 	}
line 209: 
line 210: 	# use defailts is nothing else found
line 211: 	if(!$html_title) { $html_title = $default_title; };
line 212: 	if(!$meta_description) { $meta_description = $default_description; };
line 213: 	if(!$meta_keywords) { $meta_keywords = $default_keywords; };
line 214: 	
line 215: 	$html_title =~ s/\"//g;
line 216: 	$meta_description =~ s/\"//g;
line 217: 	$meta_description =~ s/<\/[^>]*>//g;
line 218: 	$meta_description =~ s/<[^>]*>//g;
line 219: 	$meta_description =~ s/<\/[^>]*//g;
line 220: 	$meta_description =~ s/<[^>]*//g;
line 221: 	$twitter_description =~ s/<\/[^>]*>//g;		
line 222: 	$twitter_description =~ s/<[^>]*>//g;
line 223: 	$twitter_description =~ s/<\/[^>]*//g;		
line 224: 	$twitter_description =~ s/<[^>]*//g;		
line 225: 	$meta_keywords =~ s/\"//g;
line 226: 	
line 227: 	&Templates::SetTitle($html_title);
line 228: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"keywords\" content=\"$meta_keywords\">");
line 229: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"description\" content=\"$meta_description\">");
line 230: 	if($last_modified) {
line 231: 		&Templates::SetMeta("<meta http-equiv=\"last-modified\" content=\"$last_modified\">");	
line 232: 	}
line 233: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\"/>"); 
line 234: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"$html_title\"/>"); 
line 235: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"$default_image\"/>"); 
line 236: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"$meta_description\"/>");
line 237: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"PublishersWeekly.com\"/>"); 
line 238: 
line 239: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"twitter:card\" content=\"summary\"/>");		
line 240: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"twitter:site\" content=\"\@publisherswkly\"/>");		
line 241: 	if($twitter_creator){
line 242: 		&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"twitter:creator\" content=\"$twitter_creator\"/>");			
line 243: 	}
line 244: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"twitter:title\" content=\"$twitter_title\"/>");
line 245: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"twitter:description\" content=\"$twitter_description\"/>");			
line 246: 	&Templates::SetMeta("<meta name=\"twitter:image\" content=\"$default_image\"/>"); 
line 247: 
line 248: 	
line 249: 	sub GetLastModified {
line 250: 		my($timestamp) = @_;
line 251: 		
line 252: 		my($mod);
line 253: 		
line 254: 		if(length($timestamp > 8)) {
line 255: 			$mod = substr($timestamp,0,4) . '-' . substr($timestamp,4,2) . '-' . substr($timestamp,6,2);
line 256: 		}
line 257: 		
line 258: 		return $mod;
line 259: 	}
line 260:  };
line 261: &doEval();
line 262: 1;