The Ultimate Guide for the Avid Indoorsman: Life Is Better in Here

Christian minister Driver (Just Keep Breathing) paints a vivid picture of a life lived indoors in his witty latest, “an official and authoritative voice on the subject of Indoorsmanship.” He begins with a test to evaluate one’s current level of indoorsmanship (aptly called the “Indooreagram”) and then cheekily gives real-life examples of the differences between people who spend their lives enjoying the great outdoors and those who prefer the comforts of home, such as a climate controlled environment and protection from animals such as dogs and snakes. Driver includes a quick description of the evolution of indoor plumbing to instill awe and faith in human systems of indoor living. Also included are many illustrations, exercise routines, nutritional instructions, and handyman tips for fixing faucets, doors, and other household upkeep tasks. With nonsensical but hilariously contrived discussions—like the merits of sweatpants for various activities—the book will appeal to readers looking for lighthearted fare. Driver, more seriously, also considers how debilitating social disorders can leave some feeling trapped indoors and includes tips for those who have trouble making small talk outside the home. Despite Driver’s ministry background, there is remarkably little mention of God in this light, refreshing book that will be perfect for curling up with over the winter. (Jan.)