cover image None of This Rocks: A Memoir

None of This Rocks: A Memoir

Joe Trohman. Hachette, $29 (240p) ISBN 978-0-306-84735-6

In this bloated memoir, Trohman, lead guitarist of the pop punk band Fall Out Boy, wisecracks through his journey from being a midwestern misfit to becoming a rock star. Raised by a mentally ill, emotionally distant mother, Trohman felt ill at ease as one of the few Jewish residents in 1990s South Russell, Ohio, where his family was treated with “genuine curiosity and legitimate revulsion.” But punk music came to the rescue. After moving to the Chicago area, he clawed his way on stage, culminating in a tour when he was 15 as the “fill-in bass player for Arma,” and went on to form Fall Out Boy in 2001. The band’s massive success was liberating, but also led to crippling self-doubts about his creative role, especially after submitting “what I thought were my best tracks, only to have them ignored” in the recording studio. Along with band drama, he dealt with drug addiction (“volleying between uppers and downers”) and suffered “raging depression and anxiety,” but music saw him through to the fulfillment he eventually found in starting a family. Trohman’s musings are punctuated by his somewhat grating humor (he jokes about putting his kids in “some sort of murder bag”) and a meandering narrative. It’ll thrill hardcore fans, but will prove of limited appeal otherwise. (Sept.)