cover image Kiss-Off Letters to Men: Over 70 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him

Kiss-Off Letters to Men: Over 70 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him

Erica Dankoff, M. Erica Dankoff, Muara Johnston. Three Rivers Press (CA), $9.95 (96pp) ISBN 978-0-609-80792-7

For women who are tired of getting burned, Erica Dankoff and Muara Johnston say: don't get madget even! Kiss-Off Letters to Men: Over 50 Zingers You Can Use to Send Him Packing, Mess with His Head, or Just Plain Dump Him is packed with laughs for girls only. Written in the form of Dear John letters, these sassy entries take insulting men (""What a roach-infested soul you have"") and, at times, scaring the pants off them (""The stick came out blue and the rabbit is dead"") to a whole new level. (May 15)