cover image Who Would You Do?: The Totally Unauthorized Celebrity Sex Game

Who Would You Do?: The Totally Unauthorized Celebrity Sex Game

Susan Segrest. Villard Books, $9.95 (192pp) ISBN 978-0-8129-6753-1

Meg Ryan or Julia Roberts? Dolly Parton or Pamela Anderson? Tom Cruise or Brad Pitt? Alex Trebek or Pat Sajak? Segrest, a freelance writer who's been an editor at Marie Claire and Cosmopolitan, has created a user's guide to the inane party game in which participants are presented with a celebrity sexual scenario and get to choose who to ravish. She admits,""I've played this game so often I've begun to think that it's polite conversation to ask people about their sex fantasies."" Some of the circumstances Segrest presents are perplexing (""You're on the set of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid and Paul Newman and Robert Redford are both giving you smoldering X-rated stares.... Who would you do?""), while others are downright scary (e.g.,""You've tried scrubbing and soaking, but you still can't get the laundry fresh enough for your dominatrix. Who do you most want to punish you: Martha Stewart or Dr. Laura?""). Fans of the game who need some new ideas might turn to this for brainless fun.