This month, we’ve got the wrong teeth, Thor, and motherhood. To submit a first line, email firstname.lastname@example.org.
“The woman in my mind just now? That was my mother.”
Richard J. Knapp and J. David Pincus
“My mother killed herself. Two weeks after my 13th birthday.”
“Someone put the wrong teeth in my mouth last night.”
“Thor was in a right tizzy that night, hurling his hammer from one end of the heavens to the other.”
“An hour before closing, Alene Baron started chopping carrots for the next day’s soup.”
“When you become a mother you have two options: accept that you will hate your husband forever after or divorce.”