This week, the hashtag #higherstakeschildrensbooks took off on Twitter. Here are a few favorites, courtesy of the Twitterati.

@cgz79: Don't Let The Pigeon Perform The Kidney Transplant

@crissmck: If You Give A Mouse A Stimulus Check

@MarianRosin: The Runover Bunny

@luciag Loosh: Go Ask Alice in Wonderland

@BenENelson: Pippy Longstockholm Syndrome

@joellenealy: A Wrinkle in Time for Botox

@RichIsNice: Are You There, God? It's Me, Richard Dawkins.

@sinclairmagic: Green Eggs and Hamlet

@hyperforce: Wayside School is Shutting Down Because of Low Regents Scores

@tommidavis: The Poky Little Puppy Mill

@chrisricewriter: Goodnight Moonshine

@dinoxl: Horton Hatches an Elaborate Scheme to Overthrow the Government

@Megasatan: Make Way For Ducklings With Braised Kale And Fava Bean Puree, Followed By A Lovely Cheese Plate

@ineedkyletime: Harriet the Communist Spy

@TBPACE You're A Loser, Charlie Sheen

@missingbravo Little Meth House On The Prairie