ADAMS MEDIA

The Portable Jewish Mother: Guilt, Food, and When Are You Giving Me Grandchildren? (Apr., $12.95) by Laurie Rozakis celebrates the humor, wisdom and complaints of these occasionally smothering women.

BAKER PUBLISHING GROUP

Chocolatherapy (Apr., $12.99) by Karen Scalf Linamen continues the author's musings on life, faith and her favorite food.

CHICAGO REVIEW PRESS (dist. by IPG)

100 Ways to Win a Ten-Spot: Scams, Cons, Games You Can't Lose (Mar., $12.95) by Paul Zenon collects scams, swindles and bets that feature everyday objects and require no special skills—just nerve.

CONARI PRESS

The Little Book of Big Excuses (May, $9.95) by Addie Johnson suggests hundreds of ways to complete the sentence "I'd love to, but..."

HARPER PAPERBACKS

Family Guy: It Takes a Village Idiot and I Married One (Apr., $14.95) by Alex Borstein and Cherry Chevapravatdumrong. Authored by two writers of the animated TV series, the book is being written into an upcoming episode. 125,000 first printing.

Greetings from the Simpsons (June, $12.95) by Matt Groening contains 150 new postcards. 150,000 first printing.

HOLT/OWL

I Heart My In-laws: Falling in Love with His Family—One Passive-Aggressive, Over-Indulgent, Grandkid-Craving, Streisand-Loving, Bible-Thumping In-law at a Time (July, $14) by Dina Koutas Poch strategizes the process from first date to birth of firstborn.

KENSINGTON

Don't Sleep with a Bubba: Unless Your Eggs Are in Wheelchairs (May, $12.95) by Susan Reinhardt. The nationally syndicated columnist takes aim at domestic life and the Bubbas of the world.

LIFE PRESS (dist. by Cardinal Publishers Group)

67 Ways to Amuse Yourself (in 2 Minutes or Less) (June, $12.95) by Dick Wolfsie, contributor to a Midwest CBS affiliate, offers 67 stories to make a reader stop and think and read again.

MARION STREET PRESS (dist. by IPG)

The Unword Dictionary: 1,000 Words for Things You Didn't Think Had Words! (July, $12.95) by Steve Kiehl gives comical meaning to words too new for ordinary dictionaries.

MOYER BELL

Letter from New York: A Journal of the City (May, $10.95) by Helene Hanff chronicles urban life as viewed from the author's high-rise apartment on the Upper East Side.

NATION BOOKS

Fair and Balanced, My Ass! An Unbridled Look at the Bizarre Reality of Fox News (May, $14.95) by Joseph Minton Amann and Tom Breuer irreverently analyzes America's most watched cable news network.

PUBLIC AFFAIRS

What Would Jesus Buy? Reverend Billy's Fabulous Prayers in the Face of the Shopocalypse (Mar., $13.95) by Bill Talen delivers more advice from the man who preaches the gospel of the Church of Stop Shopping.

QUIRK BOOKS

How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills (July, $14.95) by Seth Grahame-Smith advises on coping with every obstacle—from ax wielders to haunted VCR tapes.

RANDOM HOUSE

Ant Farm (Apr., $12.95) by Simon Rich marks the author's debut with a collection of his original humorous essays.

RONNIE SELLERS PRODUCTIONS

The Crack Book (Mar., $12.95) by Eric Decetis presents more than 150 of his trademark cartoons featuring rotund women, big butts and men acting like dorks.

SOURCEBOOKS

Will the Vampire People Please Leave the Lobby? (Aug., $14.95) by Allyson Beatrice tells true stories from the author's days as one of the Internet's leading TV cult fan gurus.

STERLING

The Official Dysfunctional Family Handbook (June, $9.95) by Richard Smith and Carol Boswell delves into off-the-wall families.

STERLING INNOVATION

R.I.P.: Here Lie the Last Words, Morbid Musings, Epitaphs & Fond Farewells of the Famous (July, $7.95) by Susan Horn gathers witty quotes about becoming dearly departed.

THREE RIVERS PRESS

The Remarkable Millard Fillmore: The Unbelievable Life of a Forgotten President (Mar., $13.95) by George Pendle. In this satiric sendup of serious biographies, the least notable president finally gets his due.

THUNDERS MOUTH PRESS

I Can't Believe I'm Still Single: Sane, Slightly Neurotic (but in a Sane Way) Filmmaker into Good Yoga, Bad Reality TV, Too Much Chocolate, and a Little Kinky Sex Seeks Smart, Emotionally Evolved...Oh, Hell, at This Point Anyone Who'll Let Me Watch Football (May, $14.95) by Eric Schaeffer recounts the author's dating escapades in and out of the celebrity world.

TRAVELERS TALES

More Sand in My Bra: Funny Women Write from the Road, Again! (Mar., $14.95), edited by Julia Weiler and Jennifer L. Leo, continues the series with more tales of women's unusual travel experiences.

VICE BOOKS

Skinema (May, $15) by Chris Nieratko, foreword by Johnny Knoxville. The editor of Vice magazine recounts his role in the birth of the now-infamous group of idiots known as Jackass. Ad/promo.

VILLARD

Unusually Stupid Celebrities: A Compendium of All-Star Stupidity (May, $9.95) by Kathryn Petras and Ross Petras. The authors of 776 Stupidest Things Ever Said skewer true anecdotes with snarky commentary.

WARNER BOOKS

Brides Behaving Badly: Wild Wedding Photos You Were Never Meant to See (June, $12.99) by Bev West and Jason Bergund supplies comically captioned photos as a cure for wedding-pressure blues.

W PUBLISHING GROUP

The Rick & Bubba Code: The Two Sexiest Fat Men Alive Unlock the Mysteries of the Universe (May, $16.99) by Rick Burgess and Bill "Bubba" Bussey. The zany radio hosts offer no-holds-barred opinions on political correctness, manhood and more.

WYRICK CO.

Richard Lederer's Literary Trivia (Apr., $7.95) by Richard Lederer challenges readers with clever questions.